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Gorilla Grow Tent Introduces New Shipping Manager

Gorilla Grow Tent Introduces New Shipping Manager

Now, this is a story all about how/ Adam’s life got flipped-turned upside down/ And I’d like to take a minute, just sit right there/ To tell you how he became the shipper at a company called Gorilla Grow Tent. In west Philadelphia, born and raised/ On the playground was where he spent most of his days/ Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool/ And all wrapping some pallets outside of the school/ When a couple of guys who were up to no good/ Started making trouble in his neighborhood/ He got in one little fight and his mom got scared/ She said, “You’re moving with your auntie and uncle to the Republic of Bear”/ He whistled for a cab and when it came near/ The license plate said “Ship” and it had bananas in the mirror/ If anything he could say that this cab was rare/ But I thought “Nah, forget it” – “Yo, holmes, to Gorilla”/ He pulled up to the warehouse about 7 or 8/ And he yelled to the team, “Yo holmes, smells like tomatas”/ He looked at his kingdom, he was finally there/ To sit on his pallet throne as the shipping manager extraordinaire.